Laugh at funny River jokes and comics for kids

TOM SWIFTY: “This river is fast and bumpy,” Tom said rapidly.

Joke by Roger H., San Diego, California
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

LUKE: If you throw a red stone into a blue river, what would the stone be?
JOSH: No clue.
LUKE: Wet.

Joke by Luke L., Toledo, Ohio
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Ethan: I have a bed, but I don’t sleep.
I have a bank but no money.
I have a mouth but can’t talk.
What am I?
Alice: No idea.
Ethan: A river!

Joke by Ethan M., North Potomac, Maryland
6 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

OREN: What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
TYLER: I’m stumped.
OREN: Wet feet.

Joke by Oren S., Arvada, Colorado
1 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

HENRY: What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
BEN: What?
HENRY: Wet feet.

Joke by Henry H., Grand Junction, Colorado
1 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

TWO SCOUTS MEET on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, “I need you to help me get to the other side.”
The other Scout replies, “You’re on the other side!”

Joke by Avery C., Gainesville, Georgia
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

A punny book: "One Big River" by Mrs. Sippy.

Joke by Bradley C., Simi Valley, California
1 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star