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River jokes

Ethan: I have a bed, but I don’t sleep.
I have a bank but no money.
I have a mouth but can’t talk.
What am I?
Alice: No idea.
Ethan: A river!

Joke by Ethan M., North Potomac, Maryland 
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OREN: What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
TYLER: I’m stumped.
OREN: Wet feet. 

Joke by Oren S., Arvada, Colorado
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HENRY: What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
BEN: What?
HENRY: Wet feet.

Joke by Henry H., Grand Junction, Colorado 
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TWO SCOUTS MEET on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, “I need you to help me get to the other side.”
The other Scout replies, “You’re on the other side!”

Joke by Avery C., Gainesville, Georgia
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A punny book: "One Big River" by Mrs. Sippy.

Joke by Bradley C., Simi Valley, California
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