ELIZABETH: Why did the turtle cross the road? KATE: Tell me. ELIZABETH: To get to a Shell station. Joke by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas1 commentsLoading...
AARON: Why didn’t the toad cross the road? TROY: I haven’t the foggiest. AARON: It didn’t want to be toad kill. Joke by Aaron M., Sonoma, California0 commentsLoading...