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ELENA: What room can ghosts never go into?
TYE: I don’t know.
ELENA: The living room.

Joke by Elena G., Litchfield, Ohio
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KAYLEN: How much space should you give fungi?
KAYLA: I’m stumped.
KAYLEN: As mushroom as possible.

Joke by Kaylen N., Mercer Island, Washington
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Danny: Imagine you’re in a room with no doors or windows. How do you get out?
Jacob: I have no idea.
Danny: Stop imagining.

Joke by Danny H., Cedar Rapids, Iowa
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Mom: Go pick up your room.
Kate: I can’t.
Mom: Why not?
Kate: It’s too heavy. It weighs a ton!

Joke by Kate O., Seattle, Washington
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Cameron: What fills up a room but takes up no space?
Robin: What?
Cameron: Light.

 

Joke by Cameron V., Raleigh, North Carolina
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Archer: Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Timmy: Why?
Archer: Because a corner is 90 degrees.

Joke by Archer S., Conyers, Georgia
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