Laugh at funny Scare jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

TRACE: What did the rug say when it was scared?
GREG: Tell me.
TRACE: “I’m so a-frayed.”

Joke by Trace P., Groton, South Dakota
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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DAD: May I see your report card?
SON: I don’t have it.
DAD: Why not?
SON: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.

Joke by Ryan M., Norristown, Pennsylvania
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