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AARON: Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs?
KAYLEE: Why?
AARON: They saw a clownfish.

Joke by Aaron B., Fremont, California
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JOEY: Why do scuba divers roll backward into the water?
MAX: I haven’t the foggiest.
JOEY: Because if they rolled forward, they’d still be in the boat.

Joke by Joey M., Wautoma, Wisconsin
0 comments

Jack: What do you call an underwater car?
Brian: I don’t know.
Jack: A Scubaru.

Joke by Brian W., Richardson, Texas
1 comments

Aaron: Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs?
Kaylee: Why?
Aaron: They saw a clownfish.

 

Joke by Aaron B., Fremont, California
2 comments

Nick: What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Greg: Tell me.
Nick: A snore-kel!

Joke by Nick N., Redwood City, Calif.
5 comments

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