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Seafood jokes

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Suiyao: I am on a seafood diet.
Lola: What’s that?
Suiyao: I see food and I eat it.

Joke by Suiyao L., Portland, Oregon
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LIAM: What’s a dog’s favorite seafood?
LEAH: I don’t know.
LIAM: Catfish!

Joke by Liam W., Waldorf, Maryland
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John: Why didn’t the crab give any money to charity?
Mark: Beats me.
John: Because he was shellfish.

Joke by Eric C., Santa Clara, Utah
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Tom Swiftie: “Pass me the shellfish,” Tom said crabbily.

Joke by Noah W., Fremont, Calif.
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Suzan: What do you get if you cross an owl with an oyster?
Howard: I don’t know.
Suzan: A creature that dispenses pearls of wisdom.

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Tobin: What happened to your leg?
Matt: I went to a seafood dance last night.
Tobin: And?
Matt: I pulled a mussel!

Joke by Matt K., Omaha, Neb.
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Derek: What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Debbie: What?
Derek: Jellyfish!

Joke by Derek J., Coppell, Tex.
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Customer: Do you serve crabs here?

Waiter: We serve everyone. Sit right down.

Joke by Josh G., Brentwood, Tenn.
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