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ABIGAIL: Why are three-dimensional shapes so loud?
SARAH: I haven’t the foggiest.
ABIGAIL: Because they’re measured in volume.

Joke by Abigail D.
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “How come Madison Square Garden is a circle?”

Joke by Kyle N., Cary, Illinois
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Cresencio: How many sides does a circle have?
Allan: How many?
Cresencio: Two. An inside and an outside.

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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James: What is the hardest shape to get out of?
Hank: Tell me.
James: The trap-azoid.

Joke by James F., Jessup, Maryland
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Josiah: Why are circles so smart?
Jeff: Beats me.
Josiah: Because they have 360 degrees!

Joke by Josiah C., Greshem, Oregon
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