Laugh at funny Sick jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

RISHAAN: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
CODY: I don’t know.
RISHAAN: It wasn’t peeling well.

Joke by Rishaan G., McKinney, Texas
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DANIEL: What do you give a sick lemon?
LIZZIE: What?
Daniel: Lemon aid.

Joke by Daniel I., Aiea, Hawaii
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LIZZY: How does an elevator know it’s sick?
JENNIFER: How?
LIZZY: When it’s coming down with something.

Joke by Lizzy D., Chardon, Ohio
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PINES: Why do vampires go to the doctor?
EVAN: No clue.
PINES: Because they’re always coffin.

Joke by Pines N., Austin, Texas
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Comic by Scott Masear
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CHRISTIAN: What did one elevator say to the other?
CHRISTINE: What?
CHRISTIAN: “I think I’m coming down with something!”

Joke by Christian K., Visalia, California
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Max: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
Dax: I haven’t the foggiest.
Max: Because the chicken was out sick.

Joke by Max L. , Northbrook, Illinois
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MAX: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
MAX: Because the chicken was out sick.

Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois
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