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LAWSON: Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
JOSH: Why so?
LAWSON: Then it becomes a soap opera.

Joke by Lawson W., Mechanicsville, Maryland
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TWO SCOUTS CAMPING in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, “Cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s 3 o’clock in the morning?”

Joke by Michael B., Varysburg, New York
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Noah: Which rock group has four members who can’t sing or play instruments?
Leo: I’m stumped.
Noah: Mount Rushmore.

Joke by Noah Q., Corte Madera, California
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ROGER: What has eight legs and sings?
ANNIE: I don’t know.
ROGER: A quartet.

Joke by Roger H., San Diego, California
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ARHAN: Why did the pony lose the singing competition?
ROHAN: I haven’t the foggiest.
ARHAN: Because he was a little hoarse.

Joke by Arhan S.
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A book never written: “Amateur Singing” by Carrie O. Key

Joke by Michael M., Bedford, N.Y.
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Sam: Knock, knock!

Grant: Who's there?

Sam: Little old lady.

Grant: Little old lady, who?

Sam: Wow! I didn't know you could yodel.

Joke by Sam P., Orem, Utah
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