CAMP LEADER: Good morning, campers. CAMPER: Shhh! Please don’t talk so loudly. CAMP LEADER: Sorry. What’s wrong? CAMPER: I’ve got a sleeping bag, and I don’t want to wake it up. Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska0 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
RAY: What did the tent say to the sleeping bag? JAMIE: I don’t know. RAY: “Zip it.” Joke by Ray M., Ephrata, Pennsylvania0 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
PHOENIX: What did the tent say to the sleeping bag? LONDON: I haven’t the foggiest. PHOENIX: “I’ve got you covered.” Joke by Phoenix W., Waynesville, Ohio0 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
GEORGE: What’s intense? BILL: What? GEORGE: Sleeping bags. Joke by George P., West Columbia, South Carolina0 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star