Smell jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Viktor: What do you get when you cross a tarantula with a rose?
Joe: I’m stumped.
Viktor: I don’t know, either, but I wouldn’t try smelling it.

Joke by Viktor K., Hawley, Pennsylvania
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Jeremy: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Eric: Tell me.
Jeremy: Your nose.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Oliver: My dog rolled around in the mud all day. How does he smell?
Felix: Like dirt?
Oliver: Nope, with his nose.

Joke by Oliver C., Sunnyvale, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Oliver: My dog rolled around in the mud all day. How does he smell?
Felix: Like dirt?
Oliver: Nope. With his nose.

Joke by Oliver C., Sunnyvale, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Carter: What did one eye say to the other eye?
Jake: What?
Carter: “Between us, something smells.”

Joke by Carter S., Kenosha, Wisconsin
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Catherine Fischer
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Luke: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Neal: How?
Luke: Hold its nose.

Joke by Neal R., Oak Ridge, North Carolina
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Jack: What did one eye say to the other?
Trevor: I don’t know. What?
Jack: “Between you and me, something smells.”

Joke by Jack G., Batavia, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by James Estes
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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