Laugh at funny Sneeze jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

TOMMY: Knock, knock.
RYAN: Who’s there?
TOMMY: Ash.
RYAN: Ash, who?
TOMMY: Bless you! Need a tissue?

Joke by Surya H., Westwood, Massachusetts
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Charlie: Knock, knock.
Samuel: Who’s there?
Charlie: Hatch.
Samuel: Hatch, who?
Charlie: Bless you!

Joke by Samuel B., Antioch, Tennessee
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Jeremy: Knock, knock.
Chris: Who’s there?
Jeremy: Beth.
Chris: Beth, who?
Jeremy: Thank you, but I didn’t sneeze!

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Jill: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Jenny: “Peanut”?
Jill: “Cashew!”

Joke by TJ M., Waterville, Ohio
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