Laugh at funny Soap jokes and comics for kids

LAWSON: Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
JOSH: Why so?
LAWSON: Then it becomes a soap opera.

Joke by Lawson W., Mechanicsville, Maryland
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Grant: Why aren’t Greeks morning people?
Tommy: Why?
Grant: Because dawn is tough on Greece.

Joke by Grant D., Odenton, Maryland
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If you drop the soap, does the soap become dirty, or does the floor become clean?”

Joke by Henry H., Grand Junction, Colorado
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Adam: Why can’t bars of soap get away with crimes?
Ben: I don’t know. Why can’t they?
Adam: They always slip up in the end.

Joke by Gianmarco R., Metairie, Louisiana
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