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pumpkin spies comic

Comic by Scott Nickel
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If James Bond was the most famous spy, doesn’t that make him the worst spy?

Joke by Ella R., Lynnwood, Washington
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LUCAS: Why was the tarantula wearing a disguise?
MOLLY: Why?
LUCAS: Because it was a spy-der.

Joke by Lucas C., Miami, Florida
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Alex: What is a spy’s favorite kind of shoes?
Liam: Gee, I don’t know.
Alex: Sneakers!

Joke by Alexander G., Norwalk, Conn.
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Greg: Knock, knock.
Chris: Who’s there?
Greg: CIA.
Chris: CIA, who?
Greg: CI ate your last doughnut!

Joke by Nathan W., Saginaw, Mich.
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Alex: Where does a spy sleep?
Carl: I don’t know.
Alex: Undercover!

Joke by Alexander G., Clay Center, Kan.
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A book never written: “Underwater Spying” by Paris Scope.

Joke by Jake C., Deerfield, Ill.
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A book never written: “Top Secret” by X. Files.

Joke by Jeremy B., Alpharetta, Ga.
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James: What was the secretive rodent’s name?
Jack: I haven’t a clue.
James: Anon E. Mouse!

Joke by James B., Dallas, Tex.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called the Secret Service if everyone knows about it?”

Joke by Ryan A., Fairborn, Ohio
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