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JUSTIN: I can always tell when somebody is lying.
JOSEPH: How?
JUSTIN: It’s easy. I can tell when they’re standing too.

Joke by Justin B., Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
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MIA: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
BOB: I don’t know.
MIA: Because she can’t sit.

Joke by Mia K., Plainfield, Indiana
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Josiah: Why does the Eiffel Tower stand in Paris?
Wyatt: I’m not sure. Why?
Josiah: Because it can’t sit.

Joke by Josiah L., Parkland, Florida
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Dylan: How do you make a hot dog stand?
Brad: I’m stumped.
Dylan: Take away its chair.

Joke by Dylan R., Pembroke, New Hampshire
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