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SPENCER: Why do koi fish swim in pairs?
CHELSEA: I don’t know.
SPENCER: Because when they get in trouble, fish A, B and C can get away. The last fish is a D koi.

Joke by Spencer B., Redmond, Washington
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JOSHUA: Where do skeletons learn how to swim?
DANIEL: Where?
JOSHUA: The Dead Sea.

Joke by Joshua M., Roslyn, New York
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Jackson: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Sam: I don’t know.
Jackson: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Jackson W., Ballwin, Missouri
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MIKEY: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
MICHAEL: I don’t know. Why?
MIKEY: Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

Joke by Mikey S., Pineville, North Carolina
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GARRIN: Where did the cat learn how to swim?
BILL: Where?
GARRIN: The kitty pool.

Joke by Garrin P., Castro Valley, California
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