Swimming jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

ERICK: Where do ghosts like to swim?
CARL: I don’t know. Tell me.
ERICK: The Dead Sea.

Joke by Erick O., National City, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Owen: Where do zombies go swimming?
Luke: Tell me.
Owen: The Dead Sea.

Joke by Owen S., Jackson, Wisconsin
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Will: Knock, knock.
Walt: Who’s there?
Will: Arya.
Walt: Arya, who?
Will: Arya ready to go swimming?

Joke by William W., North Plainfield, N.J.
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Zeke: Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the swimming pool?
Kyle: I haven’t a clue.
Zeke: Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!

Joke by Adam K., Wolcott, Conn.
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Daffynition: Carpool—Where automobiles go for a dip.

Joke by Ricky G., Hanover Park, Ill.
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Nick: What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Greg: Tell me.
Nick: A snore-kel!

Joke by Nick N., Redwood City, Calif.
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A book never written: “How to Get Wet” by Tip D. Canoe.

Joke by Aadarsh P., Woodbury, Minn.
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Lucas: Why did the spider take swimming lessons?
Will: I don’t know. Why?
Lucas: He wanted to surf the Web.

Joke by Lucas M., Manhasset, N.Y.
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A book never written: “How to Swim” by Flo Tees.

Joke by Tim V., Avon Lake, Ohio
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A book never written: “How to Swim” by I.M. Senkin.

Joke by Gabe Z., West Bend, Wis.
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