Laugh at funny Tent jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

RAY: What did the tent say to the sleeping bag?
JAMIE: I don’t know.
RAY: “Zip it.”

Joke by Ray M., Ephrata, Pennsylvania
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PHOENIX: What did the tent say to the sleeping bag?
LONDON: I haven’t the foggiest.
PHOENIX: “I’ve got you covered.”

Joke by Phoenix W., Waynesville, Ohio
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Comic by Van Scott
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Matthew: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
Dan: No. What happened?
Matthew: It was in tents.

Joke by Matthew F., Fostoria, Ohio
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Max: Did you hear about the camping trip?
Kevin: No.
Max: It was in tents.

Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois
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Louie: Knock, knock.
Levi: Who’s there?
Louie: Carrie.
Levi: Carrie, who?
Louie: Carrie this tent to the campsite, please.

Joke by Louie A., Levittown, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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GEORGE: What’s intense?
BILL: What?
GEORGE: Sleeping bags.

Joke by George P., West Columbia, South Carolina
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Comic by Chuck Dillon
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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CALVIN: Why don’t you like camping?
JUB: It’s too in-tents.

Joke by Caleb U., Seattle, Washington
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Blake: What do you call that tent peg you left at home?
Britney: What?
Blake: A mistake!

Joke by Blake B., Glendale, California
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Brody: Why can’t you run in a campground?
Jody: Tell me.
Brody: You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

Joke by Brody M., Keller, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Ron Ross
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