JEAN: Why do elephants paint their toenails red? PHIL: Why? JEAN: To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? PHIL: No. JEAN: See? It works great! Joke by Jean M., Ankeny, Iowa0 commentsLoading...
TYLER: What kind of shoes do frogs wear? MEGAN: I don’t know. TYLER: Open toad! Joke by Tyler S., Murfreesboro, Tennessee0 commentsLoading...
Maggie: What is the most dangerous kind of body part? Sara: I don’t know. Maggie: Mistletoes. Joke by Maggie S., Madison, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
Rob: It’s impossible to fool a ballerina. Steve: Why? Rob: Because they are always on their toes. Joke by Alex B., Hilton Head, South Carolina1 commentsLoading...
A punny book: "Fingers and Toes" by Phil Angies. Joke by Charlotte C., Batavia, Ohio2 commentsLoading...
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