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KIT: How did the tooth fairy get to the North Pole?
REDD: No clue.
KIT: On the Molar Express.

Joke by Kit C., Layton, Utah
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CLIFFORD: What do you call a train carrying lots of bubble gum?
JAMES: What?
CLIFFORD: A chew-chew train.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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KATELYN: What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train?
CALVIN: What?
KATELYN: The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but the train says, “Chew-chew.”

Joke by Katelyn O., Eden Prairie, Minnesota
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GRAHAM: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
MOLLY: What?
GRAHAM: A teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew-chew!”cher

Joke by Graham W., Sherwood, Wisconsin
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FINLEY: What did the math teacher say to the train?
TEASAN: No idea.
FINLEY: “That’s the wrong answer, but you’re on the right track.”

Joke by Finley M., Grosse Ile, Michigan
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Bill: What did the boy say to the mean train?
Max: I don’t know.
Bill: “You’re freight-ening!”

Joke by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.
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A book never written: “Get on the Train” by Alla Board.

Joke by Nathaniel S., Geneva, Ill.
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Tom Swiftie: "Didn't you see the train?" Tom steamed.

Joke by Isaac S., Nevada, Iowa
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