KATELYN: What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train? CALVIN: What? KATELYN: The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but the train says, “Chew-chew.” Joke by Katelyn O., Eden Prairie, Minnesota 1 commentsLoading...
GRAHAM: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? MOLLY: What? GRAHAM: A teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew-chew!”cher Joke by Graham W., Sherwood, Wisconsin5 commentsLoading...
FINLEY: What did the math teacher say to the train? TEASAN: No idea. FINLEY: “That’s the wrong answer, but you’re on the right track.” Joke by Finley M., Grosse Ile, Michigan3 commentsLoading...
Bill: What did the boy say to the mean train? Max: I don’t know. Bill: “You’re freight-ening!” Joke by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.0 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Get on the Train” by Alla Board. Joke by Nathaniel S., Geneva, Ill.3 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: "Didn't you see the train?" Tom steamed. Joke by Isaac S., Nevada, Iowa1 commentsLoading...