Monroe: What did the trailer and the truck do after they fell in love? Amanda: What? Monroe: They got hitched. Joke by Monroe L., Greensboro, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
ALEX: A truck full of hair just crashed. EMMY: Oh, my! What was the cause? ALEX: I don’t know. Officers are still combing the area. Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
Luke: What do dumpster trucks eat for dinner? Josh: I don’t know. What? Luke: Junk food. Joke by Luke N., Elmhurst, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
Kane: What do monsters drive? George: I don’t know. Kane: Monster trucks. Joke by Kane O., Sugar Land, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Tim: What’s a truck full of bison? Dan: I don’t know. Tim: A buffa-load! Joke by Charles D., Jackson, Tenn.8 commentsLoading...
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.” “You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said. The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” the officer said. “I did,” the man replied. “And today I’m taking them to the beach." Joke by Michael V., Tallahassee, Fla.51 commentsLoading...
Howard: What do you get if you cross a digit and a vehicle? Suzan: I don’t know. Howard: A “toe” truck! Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.4 commentsLoading...