Laugh at funny Turtle jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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AXEL: What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
SAM: I don’t know.
AXEL: A slow poke.

Joke by Axel L., Dublin, Ohio
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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ELIZABETH: Why did the turtle cross the road?
KATE: Tell me.
ELIZABETH: To get to a Shell station.

Joke by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Carl: Where does a turtle go when it’s raining?
Jimmy: Tell me.
Carl: A shell-ter!

Joke by Stephen T., Charlotte, N.C.
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Carl: Why did the turtle cross the road?
Eric: I don’t know. Why?
Carl: To get to the Shell station.

Joke by Eric N., Laquey, Mo.
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