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JAKE: Where does a TV go for vacation?
COLIN: Where?
JAKE: Remote islands.

Joke by Nate H., St. Louis, Missouri
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Comic by Dave Carpenter
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Justin: Where do TVs go for vacation?
Ryan: Where?
Justin: Remote islands.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott A. Masear
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Andrew: What’s a pickle’s favorite game show?
Mike: What?
Andrew: “Dill or No Dill!”

Joke by Andrew L., Brownsville, Texas
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called a television ‘set’ if you only get one?”

Joke by Leon G., Maitland, Fla.
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Jack: What kind of show does a chair put on?
Johnny: Beats me.
Jack: A sit-com!

Joke by Jack A., Sioux Falls, S.D.
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Daffynition: Olympiads—Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.

Joke by Padraic B., Oakland, N.J.
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A book never written: “Live News” by Justin Now.

Joke by Charlie P., Thornton, Colo.
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Nick: What did Ward Cleaver write in his will?
Alex: I don’t know.
Nick: “Leave it to Beaver.”

Joke by Nick R., Macomb, Mich.
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Heli: How do birds find out about the conditions outside?
John: Beats me.
Heli: The feather channel!

Joke by Heli N., East Hartford, Conn.
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Carl: What do you call a dog that can find a lost remote?
Chris: Tell me.
Carl: “Man’s best friend!”

Joke by Carl B., Palm City, Fla.
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