Laugh at funny Vacation jokes and comics for kids

KELLAN: Where do birds go on vacation?
KATE: I’m stumped.
KELLAN: The Canary Islands.

Joke by Kellan O., Edmonds, Washington
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PATRICK: What’s an egg’s favorite vacation spot?
LIAM: What?
PATRICK: New Yolk City.

Joke by Patrick A., Spokane, Washington
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KATE: Where do cupcakes go on vacation?
EVELYN: I’m stumped.
KATE: Orlan-dough, Florida.

Joke by Kate B., Boca Raton, Florida
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NIKOU: What did one llama say to the other when it was time to go on vacation?
NILA: I don’t know.
NIKOU: “Alpaca up.”

Joke by Nikou B., Derwood, Maryland
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RYAN: Where do sheep go on vacation?
FRANK: No clue.
RYAN: The Baaahamas.

Joke by Ryan P., Tampa, Florida
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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DAFFYNITION: "Fishing dock" — A surgeon on vacation.

Joke by Scout the Maileagle
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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MATTHEW: Where do cows stay when they’re on vacation?
JACK: I don’t know.
MATTHEW: At a moo-tel.

Joke by Matthew A., Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Ninad: Where do shoes like to go during summer vacation?
Dustin: Where?
Ninad: Boot camp!

Joke by Ninad K., Fanwood, New Jersey
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Penney: Where do sheep go on vacation?
Benny: Where?
Penney: The Baaa-hamas.

Joke by Len G., Davis, California
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ASHTON: Where do pencils go on vacation?
ASHLEY: Where?
ASHTON: Pencilvania.

Joke by Ashton M., Belleville, Pennsylvania
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JAKE: Where does a TV go for vacation?
COLIN: Where?
JAKE: Remote islands.

Joke by Nate H., St. Louis, Missouri
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Justin: Where do TVs go for vacation?
Ryan: Where?
Justin: Remote islands.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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A book never written: “Finding a Good Hotel” by Mary Ott.

Joke by Ben U., Colorado Springs, Colo.
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Spencer: What vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy?
Brian: I haven’t a clue.
Spencer: The Canary Islands!