MAN: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud. WAITER: Yessir, it’s fresh ground. Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If you’re waiting for the waiter, then aren’t you the waiter?” Joke by Cameron L., Huntington Beach, California 1 commentsLoading...
A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!” The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!” Joke by Aaron W., Groton, New York24 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter, too, don’t you? Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri14 commentsLoading...