Laugh at funny Waiter jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

BRANDON: Will the pancakes be long?
WAITER: No, they’ll be round.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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MAN: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.
WAITER: Yessir, it’s fresh ground.

Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wisconsin
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Van Scott
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If you’re waiting for the waiter, then aren’t you the waiter?”

Joke by Cameron L., Huntington Beach, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.

He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”

Joke by Aaron W., Groton, New York
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter, too, don’t you?

Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri
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