JAMES: Knock, knock. RON: Who’s there? JAMES: Water. RON: Water, who? JAMES: Water you waiting for? Joke by James P., McKinney, Texas0 commentsLoading...
JOSH: Want to hear my construction joke? JADE: Sure! JOSH: Sorry, I’m still working on it. Joke by Josh K., Smithfield, Rhode Island0 commentsLoading...
TREY: How can you keep someone in suspense? MIKE: How? TREY: I’ll tell you later. Joke by Trey M., Houston, Texas0 commentsLoading...
MIKAIAH: Knock, knock. SHILOH: Who’s there? MIKAIAH: Knock, knock. SHILOH: Knock, knock, who? MIKAIAH: It’s me! I’m still knocking. Let me in. Joke by Mikaiah H.1 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If you’re waiting for the waiter, then aren’t you the waiter?” Joke by Cameron L., Huntington Beach, California 1 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter, too, don’t you? Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri14 commentsLoading...
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit. He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers. He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait. Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line. Joke by David R., Biddeford, Maine22 commentsLoading...