WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If Apple made a car, would it have windows? Joke by Asher G. , Ashburn, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If humans have different blood types, does that mean mosquitos see us in different flavors? Joke by Lucas S., Atlanta, Georgia 0 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If you’re waiting for the waiter, then aren’t you the waiter?” Joke by Cameron L., Huntington Beach, California 1 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine?” Joke by Max R., Plymouth, Michigan1 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If the world is a stage, then where does the audience sit? Joke by William B., Kernersville, North Carolina5 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN SAYS, “I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in 10 did.” Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California0 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.” Joke by Conrad U., Leawood, Kansas2 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii or just a low ha?” Joke by Dennis G., Antioch, California3 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why is it still called a plant when you’re done planting it?” Joke by Ayaan P., San Ramon, California0 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why is the objective of golf to play the least amount of golf?” Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri2 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If my nose runs, should I catch it?” Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania3 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If you drop the soap, does the soap become dirty, or does the floor become clean?” Joke by Henry H., Grand Junction, Colorado2 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “When someone tells you to hold your horses, are they asking you to be more stable?” Joke by John F., Bel Air, Maryland4 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “How come Madison Square Garden is a circle?” Joke by Kyle N., Cary, Illinois2 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter, too, don’t you? Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri11 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Which weighs more: a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?” Joke by Drew E., Ellington, Connecticut6 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “There is a fine line between a numerator and denominator, but only a fraction of the people think that’s funny.” Joke by Steele D., Greybull, Wyoming4 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: Tom wanted to be a plumber but realized it was just a pipe dream. Joke by Trevor S., Columbia, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “In 2020, we’re going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision. I can see it clearly.” Joke by Matt O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania2 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: I dislike people who gossip. They discussed me. Joke by Will C., Alexander City, Alabama1 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why is it called a ‘building’ if it’s already built?” Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California7 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?” Joke by Ethan C., Snow Hill, North Carolina5 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why don’t jellyfish eat peanut butter?” Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Illinois7 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman Wonders: Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Joke by Carter B., Ririe, Idaho2 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman Wonders: Why is it called a “building” if it’s already built? Joke by Thomas G., Warren, Pennsylvania3 commentsLoading...
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