Laugh at funny Watch jokes and comics for kids

SHREYAAN: You can’t see it while running, but you can see it when you stop.
REYAANSH: What is it?
SHREYAAN: A stopwatch.

Joke by Shreyaan G., Santa Clara, California
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ARHAN: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
ROHAN: I haven’t the foggiest.
ARHAN: A waist of time.

Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida
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Scout: Why was the Scout afraid to take a watch on the camping trip?
Scoutmaster: I do not know. Why?
Scout: Because you told them to watch out for ticks.

Joke by Allen C., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania
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Ayn: Hey, Max! Why are you staring at your hamburger?
Max: Because my doctor told me to watch what I eat.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Bob: I ate my watch yesterday!
Link: How was it?
Bob: It was really time consuming.

Joke by Gavin C., Westﬁeld, Indiana
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