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WILLIAM: What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
EMMA: What?
WILLIAM: Light blue.

Joke by William R., Katy, Texas
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TOMMY: When is the moon the heaviest?
ROCCO: When?
TOMMY: When it’s full.

Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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NOLAN: What type of house weighs the least?
TIM: I don’t know.
NOLAN: A lighthouse.

Joke by Nolan R., South Mills, North Carolina
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MASON: What do you call a weight that’s not very smart?
BRYCE: I haven’t the foggiest.
MASON: A dumbbell.

Joke by Mason L., Neenah, Wisconsin
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Mom: Go pick up your room.
Kate: I can’t.
Mom: Why not?
Kate: It’s too heavy. It weighs a ton!

Joke by Kate O., Seattle, Washington
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Which weighs more: a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?”

Joke by Drew E., Ellington, Connecticut
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