NOLAN: What type of house weighs the least? TIM: I don’t know. NOLAN: A lighthouse. Joke by Nolan R., South Mills, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
MASON: What do you call a weight that’s not very smart? BRYCE: I haven’t the foggiest. MASON: A dumbbell. Joke by Mason L., Neenah, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
Mom: Go pick up your room. Kate: I can’t. Mom: Why not? Kate: It’s too heavy. It weighs a ton! Joke by Kate O., Seattle, Washington0 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Which weighs more: a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?” Joke by Drew E., Ellington, Connecticut6 commentsLoading...