A man stood on his bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “I don’t think that helps,” his wife said sarcastically. “Sure it does,” the man said. “How else can I see the numbers?” Joke by Ryan K., Brunswick, Ohio13 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
Dwight: What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale? Dakota: I don’t know. What? Dwight: About three pounces! Joke by Dwight G., York, Pa.8 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
