Winter jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Levi: Why don’t you eat chili in the wintertime?
Lucas: I don’t know.
Levi: Because it would make you colder.

Joke by Christian W., Victoria, Kansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by James Estes
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daniel: What do ﬁsh sing during winter?
Josh: What?
Daniel: Christmas corals.

Joke by Daniel L., Durham, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!

Joke by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.
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A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day.

Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day.

The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read: “For best results, put on two coats.”

Joke by Krishna P., Albany, Calif.
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A book never written: “Earning Your Snow Sports Merit Badge” by Yugo Ski.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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Matt: What place is never icy?
Jack: Tell me.
Matt: A beach, because it’s always sanded.

Joke by Matthew W., Woodbridge, Conn.
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Grayson: Knock, knock.
Brielle: Who’s there?
Grayson: Icy.
Brielle: Icy, who?
Grayson: Icy you through the window— now open up!

Joke by Grayson A., Longview, Wash.
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Jonah: What do snowmen like for breakfast?
Joan: Beats me.
Jonah: Ice Krispies!

Joke by Jonah D., Houston, Tex.
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