Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer? Jackie: No idea. Sam: A dog. Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma1 commentsLoading...
Ayn: Why do birds fly south for the winter? Paul: Tell me. Ayn: Because it’s too far to walk. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Levi: Why don’t you eat chili in the wintertime? Lucas: I don’t know. Levi: Because it would make you colder. Joke by Christian W., Victoria, Kansas1 commentsLoading...
Daniel: What do fish sing during winter? Josh: What? Daniel: Christmas corals. Joke by Daniel L., Durham, North Carolina2 commentsLoading...
Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole? Jason: I don’t know. Jacob: Snow cones! Joke by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.7 commentsLoading...
A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day. The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read: “For best results, put on two coats.” Joke by Krishna P., Albany, Calif.19 commentsLoading...