Levi: Why don’t you eat chili in the wintertime? Lucas: I don’t know. Levi: Because it would make you colder. Joke by Christian W., Victoria, Kansas1 commentsLoading...
Daniel: What do fish sing during winter? Josh: What? Daniel: Christmas corals. Joke by Daniel L., Durham, North Carolina2 commentsLoading...
Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole? Jason: I don’t know. Jacob: Snow cones! Joke by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.7 commentsLoading...
A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day. The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read: “For best results, put on two coats.” Joke by Krishna P., Albany, Calif.19 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Earning Your Snow Sports Merit Badge” by Yugo Ski. Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.3 commentsLoading...
Matt: What place is never icy? Jack: Tell me. Matt: A beach, because it’s always sanded. Joke by Matthew W., Woodbridge, Conn.1 commentsLoading...
Grayson: Knock, knock. Brielle: Who’s there? Grayson: Icy. Brielle: Icy, who? Grayson: Icy you through the window— now open up! Joke by Grayson A., Longview, Wash.2 commentsLoading...
Jonah: What do snowmen like for breakfast? Joan: Beats me. Jonah: Ice Krispies! Joke by Jonah D., Houston, Tex.50 commentsLoading...