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Everett: Why couldn’t the calendar work late on Valentine’s Day?
Emily: Why?
Everett: It had a date.

Joke by Everett F., Irvine, California
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EDWARD: Why did the baker need to work so hard?
MICHAEL: I’m stumped.
EDWARD: Because he had to make some dough.

Joke by Edward B., Rawlings, Maryland
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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BRANDON: What did the elevator operator learn about his new job?
CONNOR: Tell me.
BRANDON: That it has its ups and downs.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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JACK: Dad, I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
DAD: Jack, I told you not to take a day off.

Joke by Ethan L., Merrick, New York
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James: Why did the man sit on a clock?
Mike: I don’t know. Why?
James: Because he was told to work overtime.

Joke by James S., Freeport, Maine
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JACK: I just left my job. I couldn’t stay after what my boss said to me.
JERRY: What did she say?
JACK: “You’re fired.”

Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Alex: Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory?
Moses: No. What happened?
Alex: He took a day off .

Joke by Alex L., Irvine, California
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Matthew: Want to hear a construction joke?
Chet: OK.
Matthew: Never mind. It still needs some work.

Joke by Matthew R., Oakley , California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Logan: Did you hear about the umbrella factory that got shut down?
Lee: No. What happened?
Logan: There was too much overhead!

Joke by Logan F., Valley Park, Mo.
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Daffynition: Fireproof -- the boss's son.

Joke by Josh K., Lexington, Mass.
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