Everett: Why couldn’t the calendar work late on Valentine’s Day? Emily: Why? Everett: It had a date. Joke by Everett F., Irvine, California1 commentsLoading...
EDWARD: Why did the baker need to work so hard? MICHAEL: I’m stumped. EDWARD: Because he had to make some dough. Joke by Edward B., Rawlings, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
BRANDON: What did the elevator operator learn about his new job? CONNOR: Tell me. BRANDON: That it has its ups and downs. Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington0 commentsLoading...
JACK: Dad, I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. DAD: Jack, I told you not to take a day off. Joke by Ethan L., Merrick, New York0 commentsLoading...
James: Why did the man sit on a clock? Mike: I don’t know. Why? James: Because he was told to work overtime. Joke by James S., Freeport, Maine0 commentsLoading...
JACK: I just left my job. I couldn’t stay after what my boss said to me. JERRY: What did she say? JACK: “You’re fired.” Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California0 commentsLoading...
Alex: Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory? Moses: No. What happened? Alex: He took a day off . Joke by Alex L., Irvine, California2 commentsLoading...
Matthew: Want to hear a construction joke? Chet: OK. Matthew: Never mind. It still needs some work. Joke by Matthew R., Oakley , California2 commentsLoading...
Logan: Did you hear about the umbrella factory that got shut down? Lee: No. What happened? Logan: There was too much overhead! Joke by Logan F., Valley Park, Mo.15 commentsLoading...