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Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
Tom: No idea.
Andy: Having half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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Superboy: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Jude: Why?
Superboy: Because Robin ate all the worms!

Joke by Keersten H., Naperville, Illinois
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RALEIGH: What do librarians take fishing?
LISA: What?
RALEIGH: Bookworms.

Joke by Raleigh P., Brookfield , Wisconsin 
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Ian: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Bryce: Tell me.
Ian: Finding half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Ian B., Palm Harbor, Florida
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Nicholas: How do librarians catch fish?
Triston: How?
Nicholas: With bookworms!

Joke by Nicholas R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
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Two hungry worms were sitting together.
The first one said to the second: “I know where we can eat dirt cheap!”

Joke by John B., Fresno, Texas
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