6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

HENRY: What does a cat say when it stubs its toe?
KYLE: What?
HENRY: “Me-OW!”

Joke by Kyle R., Olathe, Kansas
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DAFFYNITION: Information -- How geese fly.

Joke by Haydn L., Broken Arrow, Okla.
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AYN: What happened when the florist opened her flower shop?
MAX: What?
AYN: Business was blooming.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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TRACE: Did you see the new Avengers movie?
DANNY: No. How was it?
TRACE: It was marvelous!

Joke by Trace P., Groton, South Dakota
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GUS: Why is a nurse’s favorite crayon red?
KEVIN: Why?
GUS: Because they might have to draw blood.

Joke by Gus M., Stanley, Virginia
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SAMUEL: Did you hear about the book on glue?
MIKE: No. Is it any good?
SAMUEL: Apparently, you can’t put it down.

Joke by Samuel S., Glenview, Illinois
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ARTIE: Who won the neck-decorating contest?
LUISA: I don’t know.
ARTIE: It was a tie.

Joke by Arthur N., Wilmette, Illinois
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KAROLIINA: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
JANE: What?
KAROLIINA: “Where’s my popcorn?”

Joke by Karoliina A., Catonsville, Maryland
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JD: What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?
KEVIN: I’m stumped!
JD: A roamin’ numeral.

Joke by JD C., San Ramon, California
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CHARLES: Why do mummies love birthday parties?
PHILLIP: I’m stumped.
CHARLES: They enjoy good wrapping.

Joke by Charles T., Memphis, Tennessee
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IVOR: Knock, knock.
BEN: Who’s there?
IVOR: Quicksand.
BEN: Quicksand, who?
IVOR: Stop with the questions and help me already!

Joke by Ivor K., Belmont, North Carolina
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JAMES: What is a playground’s favorite meal?
GEORGE: I have no clue.
JAMES: Sliders.

Joke by James W., Fort Worth, Texas
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MAX: How can you tell when an elephant is going on vacation?
JAMES: How?
MAX: He packs his trunk.

Joke by Max H., Flowery Branch, Georgia
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CHLOE: How much does it cost to hire a deer?
TAYLOR: I don’t know.
CHLOE: A buck.

Joke by Chloe S., Oreland, Pennsylvania
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LEON: Where can you get a good chess set?
BAILEY: Where?
LEON: A pawn shop.

Joke by Leon B., Erie, Pennsylvania
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ZIAD: What did the fast tomato say to the slow one?
DAD: I have no idea.
ZIAD: “Ketchup.”
Ziad G., Florence, South Carolina

Joke by Ziad G., Florence, South Carolina
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DELSIN: Why is “dark” spelled with a “k” and not a “c”?
LEO: Why?
DELSIN: Because you can’t “c” in the dark.

Joke by Delsin B., Fort Myers, Florida
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NUTHI: What did the book say to the bookmark?
STAVYA: I don’t know.
NUTHI: “Mark my words!”

Joke by Amrutha V.
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LEVI: What do you call a cow’s knee?
TYLER: I haven’t the foggiest.
LEVI: A burger joint.

Joke by Levi C., Killeen, Texas
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ALEX: What do daylight saving time and a rabbit have in common?
JAKE: What?
ALEX: They both spring forward.

Joke by Alex T., Santa Clara, California
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WILLIAM: What type of dance does a faucet like?
EMMA: Tell me.
WILLIAM: Tap dance.

Joke by William R., Katy, Texas
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TANNER: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
LOGAN: I have no idea.
TANNER: The letter P, because without it, they’d be irate.

Joke by Liam C., Lakewood, Colorado
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BOB: What do you call a winged insect that hits homers?
FRED: I have no idea.
BOB: A fly swatter.

Joke by Jared D., Cave Creek, Arizona
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MATHEW: Why doesn’t a dead battery cost anything?
RYAN: Tell me.
MATHEW: Because it’s free of charge.

Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
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ROCCO: Did you know that if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat?
JIMMY: Huh?
ROCCO: Yeah, because it’s capsized.

Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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