Mike: What do you call 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup?
Tike: What?
Mike: Wonton.
2,000 pounds of soup.
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Joke submitted by Ian B., Webster, Tex.
Loading...Mike: What do you call 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup?
Tike: What?
Mike: Wonton.
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I don’t get it? do you?
a to is 2000 lbs. Hence, the wonTON soup.
the won sounds like one.
i wonder who is going to eat all that!