Joshua: A mosquito just bit me.
Ethan: Man, I hate those arithmetic bugs!
Joshua: Arithmetic bugs?
Ethan: Yeah, they add misery, subtract fun, divide attention and multiply quickly!
Joke submitted by Mitchell S., Cleveland, Mo.
Joshua: A mosquito just bit me.
Ethan: Man, I hate those arithmetic bugs!
Joshua: Arithmetic bugs?
Ethan: Yeah, they add misery, subtract fun, divide attention and multiply quickly!
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NICE JOKE DUDE! IT IS GREAT!
Overused and not original, heard it when I was 4.
HAHAHAHA IM GOING TO TELL MY FRIENDS THAT ONE!!
HA HA HA! that was hilarious!!!
LOL, nice one!
I get it!
HaHa Ha Ha Ha im going to tell my whole friends that was so funney
Great joke! I love it.
wow thats 2 things ihate: math & mosquitos p.s. 1+1=3
HAHAHA!!!!! Funny!!!!!
not bad…not bad at all
WHAT IN THE WORLD! You know wow masquitoes are aleercic to cheese
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that was hilarious
you got the BEST jokes i have ever heard
LOL that’s really funny!!!!!!!
pure gold!!!
nice one man! it’s AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
the BEST joke ive ever seen 5 stars
HA!
nice
THATSAGOOD0NE,5STARS
LOL BETTER THAN EVERY JOKE PERIOD
P.S my friends are gonna love this
I don’t get it.
arithmetic means any kind of math mr.smartypants.