Matthew: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Jimmy: What?
Matthew: A teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” and a train says, “Chew-chew!”
Joke submitted by Matthew C., Kingwood, Texas
Matthew: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Jimmy: What?
Matthew: A teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” and a train says, “Chew-chew!”
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