An usher in a theater

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An usher in a theater notices a man sprawled across three seats.

“I’m sorry, sir, but you’re allowed only one seat,” the usher says.

The man just lies there, so the usher asks, “What’s your name?”

“Sam,” the man replies.

“Where’d you come from, Sam?”

“The balcony.”


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