General: Captain, why do our men have burnt hands?
Captain: Because, sir, you told them to hold their fire.
Captain, why do our men have burnt hands?
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Joke submitted by Andy L., Northfield, Mass.
Loading...General: Captain, why do our men have burnt hands?
Captain: Because, sir, you told them to hold their fire.
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That is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats so funny dude
Good Joke!!
where did you come up with that. IT’S SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i get it holding fire lol
nnnnniice
not bad OOf course they’ll havew burnt hands if they hold their fire. lol
lol
Hilarous
ouch
LOL 😀
Funny! but that would hurt!!;0 😉 🙂 😛
LOL
nice 🙂
youch
That gotta hurt
hilarious = ouch in this one!
ha that was very funny…… next time say hold the guns!!!
lol
haha lol
dont play with fire is bad and nice it funny
it means a gun fire but still LLLOOOLLL
ha ha lol 🙂
“Hold the fire!” Nice! :):):)
That was the funniest joke! It sounds like Amelda Badelda!
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny
thats gotta hurt 🙂
ouch!
FIRE FIRE
Yikes! It would be pretty hard to hold fire!
Awsome joke :evilgrin: :devilgrin:
they wouldn’t have any hands left!!
Ouch!
funny monkey :-0
STOP DROP AND ROLL!!! LOL I=)
FUNNY!!! 😆 😀
Nice play on words.
🙂
yikes FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That must have hurt 😀
😆
FIRE!!! 😛
🙂
Very creative.
:-)funny
How do u do smiley faces 🙁 o and the joke is funny! Good play o words
cool
lol : )
Ouch.
Very Funny! 5 Stars (-:
After I read that joke my hands felt like they were on fire for a minute!
tRUST ME, it hurts!!!!!!
🙂 🙂 lolvery funny
:>)
its realy simple, and it isn’t hard to understand.
it’s five star.
🙂 very funny
Funny, but simple: too simple for me. 3 stars.
This one was good!
Ooh, painful!
yo thats so hilarious!!! ITs the hardest ive laughed all day!!! XD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA