Billy: Clocks are dangerous.
Bob: Really? You must be joking.
Billy: No. My clock just struck two.
Joke submitted by Raymond E. M., Memphis, Tenn.





Billy: Clocks are dangerous.
Bob: Really? You must be joking.
Billy: No. My clock just struck two.
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