Loading...In a Christian school’s cafeteria, there was a pile of apples on the table with a note reading: “Take one only. God is watching.”
At the other end of the table, there was a pile of cookies with a note put there by one of the students: “Take all you want! God is watching the apples.”
That’s a good one. 😆
That one works unlike me
Nice one. I think God is watching my apples right now!
lol rofl HA HA HA
nice joke
thats funny 🙂 🙂 😀
it was ok
hee hee!
that was a nice joke my whole family liked that one
ok now THAT is funny
lol
hilariously awesomeness!
i get it !:) :):)
“I LOVE IT !”
THREE WORDS,
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L!!!!! 😀 AWESOME!!!!!
3 words lol lagoon style
thats hilarious
could be better cause i dont get it
that is one of the greatest jokes ever!
but i like apples!!!
woulden’t the cookies be gone?
funny
haha, funny. five stars!!
I LOVE IT ! (Some kids are so sharp, that could be for real)
Hasnt it occured to any of you people the he has TWO eyes?
Not a great joke. People only laugh because it is “God” who is watching the apples.
hahahaha you are sooooo funny wow nce joke this is the best joke i heard
Why do people write or type stuff like that?
I LOV IT! BUT IVE ALREDY HRD IT IN YHE OCT. BOYS LIFE
i think god can watch BOTH! 5 stars
love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not very funny but its okay (***)
I’M WATCHING THE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god is watching
to D. people write and type stuff like this to be funny!!
That was so funny and cool. really I like the part about the cookies and that god is watching the apples
LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!! My parents even laught for like a minute. 🙂
If god was watching the cookies, I’d be sad.
Smart student!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!
LAUGH-O-METER says this joke is great,therefore the joke gets 900,000 out of 1,000,000.
oh my gosh i love both
WOW! I’ve seen a lot of good jokes(I mean A LOT!), but this is one of the best I’ve ever seen. 5 stars by far. If I gave out 1,000,000 stars, then this one would probably get all 1,000,000!
I like it.
Nice joke!!!!!
GOOD ONE
its cool, but just to say god is ALL SEEING! plus, god probably would watch the cookies, they taste cooler! hee hee 😛
it was a very good joke. i wonder if somthing like that really happened
that’s a good one
Very Good! 9 out of 10!
Well, I say 4 stars!
keep the apples I’ll keep my eye on the cookies!!!! lol ty
lol!
AWSOME!!!
Major lol! 🙂
rofl
Oh my gosh! this is so funny!
I DON’T GET IT
THAT REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAL GOD IS WATCHING US
laugh out loud :l
this is really funny i am gonna tell it to all my friends!!!!!!!!
I like this joke!!!
nice.
TEE HEE 😉
This is a classic extraordinary joke, without trying to hard to be original or too funny.
ROFL!
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
(funky-fresh)
AWESOME.
OK.
very funny
heehee
I’ve heard that one a lot, even in church. It’s a great joke!
this is the best
I hope you know that your joke is one of the best ones i’ve ever heard while I have been on this website
Hardeeharhar. God is watching EvErYtHiNg!
oh yeah ! cookies rock ! 🙂
I know that joke!
I like cookies (that joke was funney)
hahahahaha that is the funniest joke ive ever heard!!
Not bad, even though I go to a Catholic School.
XD this is one of the more decent jokes of this sight
very funny , but i thinf god can watch 2 things at once
good joke like it alot
MAN THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
LOL BIG TIME!!!!!!!!! 🙂
when me and my friend read this we chuckled for a while. it’s Great!! LOL
Ha! God sees everything though…
Very funny!!