A man went to a psychic and asked her if there were golf courses in heaven. She said, “I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there are golf courses in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re teeing off at 8:30 tomorrow morning.”
Joke submitted by Chas K., Appleton, Wis.
A man went to a psychic and asked her if there were golf courses in heaven. She said, “I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there are golf courses in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re teeing off at 8:30 tomorrow morning.”
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Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
I think it was very funny
i don’t get it
i get it hes goin to die tomorrow at 8:30
my dad told me this, and its hallarious!
ok