Tom Swiftie: “I have only diamonds, clubs and spades,” Tom said heartlessly.
“I have only diamonds, clubs and spades”
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Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
Loading...Tom Swiftie: “I have only diamonds, clubs and spades,” Tom said heartlessly.
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I think I get it! Dimonds, clubs, and spades are all types of cards in a deck and also hearts is another type of card. Heartlessly means you’re not really exited or into the game, but it could also mean Tom has no hearts cards! Nice pun, but a little hard to understand at first! 🙁 🙂
Yo, Collin, thanks to you, I get what it means. Didn’t really get t in the first place though so I only gave it 3 stars when I rated it. (Not gonna change that.) Maybe you shoud have made the joke a little easier to understand, but once I got it, I started laughing! :0
Yo, Collin’s comment suddenly went away when I submitted mine! Can anyone tell me what happened????? Sorry Yo, Collin!
It’s just fine that my comment went away, I’m not mad or anything! It was probably just a computer error but I’m gonna write my comment back for those of you who didn’t get to see it.
I think I get it! Dimonds, clubs, and spades are all cards in a deck and so are hearts! If Tom says something heartlessly, that could mean he’s sad or not into the game but it could also mean he has no heart cards. Understand? 5 stars for the pun, I really liked it! Nice joke! 😉 🙂
A great “Tom Swiftie” joke…5 Stars 🙂