Michael: Knock, knock.
Alex: Who’s there?
Michael: Dishes.
Alex: Dishes, who?
Michael: Dishes your friend—open the door!
Joke submitted by Michael L., East Troy, Wis.
Michael: Knock, knock.
Alex: Who’s there?
Michael: Dishes.
Alex: Dishes, who?
Michael: Dishes your friend—open the door!
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somewhat entertaining
i dont like knock-knock jokes but this one’s the best!
SOMEHOW I GOT A GOOD LAUGH AT THIS ONE I HATE ANY KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
good 1
😀 DISHES!?! 😀
now that i can like!!!
well, it was clever, I’ll give it that.