IVOR: Knock, knock.
BEN: Who’s there?
IVOR: Quicksand.
BEN: Quicksand, who?
IVOR: Stop with the questions and help me already!
Joke submitted by Ivor K., Belmont, North Carolina
IVOR: Knock, knock.
BEN: Who’s there?
IVOR: Quicksand.
BEN: Quicksand, who?
IVOR: Stop with the questions and help me already!
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