KNOX: Why are Olympians bad DJs?
ELAN: I don’t know.
KNOX: They’re always breaking records.
Joke submitted by Knox L., Carmel, Indiana





KNOX: Why are Olympians bad DJs?
ELAN: I don’t know.
KNOX: They’re always breaking records.
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what if they were DJs first?