6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

ZOE: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
LACY: I’m not sure.
ZOE: Because it was feeling crumby.

Joke by Zoe G., San Francisco, California
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JUSTIN: What insect is the smartest?
MADDY: Tell me.
JUSTIN: A spelling bee.

Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida
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NIKHIL: Don’t leave food near your computer.
KEVIN: Why not?
NIKHIL: Because it takes a lot of bytes.

Joke by Nikhil B., Camas, Washington
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Brandon: Why is tennis a loud sport?
Andy: Why?
Brandon: Because of the racket.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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CURREN: What did one magical candy bar say to the other magical candy bar?
JOSIAH: What?
CURREN: “I’ve got some Twix up my sleeve.”

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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BEN: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
BRYSON: What?
BEN: “Hike!”

Joke by Ben C., Oxford, Connecticut
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A PUNNY BOOK: "A Change in the Weather" by Gus T. Winds.

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Michael: What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal?
Christopher: What?
Michael: Frosted Flakes.

Joke by Michael M., Sherman, Connecticut
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Jean: What’s a snowman’s favorite snack?
Hailey: I don’t know.
Jean: Sno-reos.

Joke by Jean M., Ankeny, Iowa
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TATYANA: Knock, knock.
BRYCE: Who’s there?
TATYANA: Polar bears.
BRYCE: Polar bears, who?
TATYANA: No, polar bears roar.

Joke by Tatyana K., Chattaroy, Washington
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AYN: What do snowmen order at Wendy’s?
AMBER: What?
AYN: Frosties.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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SIDDHARTH: Why aren’t there any ants at the North Pole?
DEEPAK: I don’t know. Why?
SIDDHARTH: They all live in Ant-arctica.

Joke by Siddharth G., Foster City, California
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JOSH: Knock, knock.
SAMANTHA: Who’s there?
JOSH: Dexter.
SAMANTHA: Dexter, who?
JOSH: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke by Josh B. , Dublin, Ohio
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Matthew: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Tina: Tell me.
Matthew: The abdominal snowman.

Joke by Matthew U., Lincroft, New Jersey
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PEE WEE: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
WESTY: I don’t know.
PEE WEE: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania
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BRANDON: Why did the tree go to the ice-cream shop?
TAYLOR: I’m stumped.
BRANDON: To get a pine cone.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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AUSTIN: What’s a tree’s favorite subject?
SALLY: I’m stumped.
AUSTIN: Chemis-tree.

Joke by Austin L. , Vestavia Hills, Alabama
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JAMES: Knock, knock.
RON: Who’s there?
JAMES: Water.
RON: Water, who?
JAMES: Water you waiting for?

Joke by James P., McKinney, Texas
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TEACHER: Bob, if you had 10 cookies and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?
BOB: If you asked me? 10.

Joke by Jason F., Maple Grove, Minnesota
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CASEY: Knock, knock.
PAT: Who’s there?
CASEY: Lettuce.
PAT: Lettuce, who?
CASEY: Lettuce in. It’s cold out here.

Joke by Zeeshan N., Bridgeport, Connecticut
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NIKOLAY: How does Darth Vader like his hot chocolate?
TYLER: How?
NIKOLAY: On the dark side.

Joke by Nikolay S., Kalispell, Montana
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Seth: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who’s there?
Seth: Arthur.
Sam: Arthur, who?
Seth: Arthur any more cookies? I’m hungry.

Joke by Allen N., Fergus Falls, Minnesota
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KATE: Where do cupcakes go on vacation?
EVELYN: I’m stumped.
KATE: Orlan-dough, Florida.

Joke by Kate B., Boca Raton, Florida
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GRANT: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to camp?
KYLE: Why?
GRANT: Because he heard it was the best way to reach new heights in the great outdoors.

Joke by Grant B., Derwood, Maryland
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JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 seconds?
ADA: Yes.
JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 minutes?
ADA: Yes.
JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 days?
ADA: Yes.
JACKSON: Knock, knock.
ADA: Who’s there?
JACKSON: I thought you said you’d remember me!

Joke by Jackson B., Ellicott City,Maryland
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