6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

GRANT: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to camp?
KYLE: Why?
GRANT: Because he heard it was the best way to reach new heights in the great outdoors.

Joke by Grant B., Derwood, Maryland
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JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 seconds?
ADA: Yes.
JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 minutes?
ADA: Yes.
JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 days?
ADA: Yes.
JACKSON: Knock, knock.
ADA: Who’s there?
JACKSON: I thought you said you’d remember me!

Joke by Jackson B., Ellicott City,Maryland
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GRACELYNN: What did the dad buffalo say to his son who was leaving?
OWEN: What?
GRACELYNN: Bison.

Joke by Gracelynn A., Omaha, Nebraska
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AYN: What do you get when you cross an eagle with a turkey?
FRANK: What?
AYN: A Thanksgiving bird that keeps flying off your plate.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Benson: Why?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.

Joke by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Michigan
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Emile: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Hannah: What?
Emile: “Wing, wing.”

Joke by Emile T., Santa Monica, California
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BRANDON: Why did the turkey become a musician?
KAYDEN: Why?
BRANDON: Because he had good drumsticks.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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ADITYA: What type of dance will a spaghetti host?
JAMES: Tell me.
ADITYA: A meatball.

Joke by Aditya T., Portland, Oregon
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SAM: What did the rabbit give to his girlfriend when he proposed?
RYAN: What?
SAM: A 24-carrot ring.

Joke by Sam S., Arlington, Virginia
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ISAIAH: Why didn’t anyone want to fight the hot pepper?
ELIJAH: I don’t know.
ISAIAH: Because he’s got some kick.

Joke by Isaiah J., Citrus Heights, California
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PRETHISH: What do you call fake spaghetti?
WAYNE: I don’t know.
PRETHISH: An impasta.

Joke by Prethish T., Irvine, California
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SAMUEL: What’s a snake’s favorite class?
DAVID: Tell me.
SAMUEL: Hissstory.

Joke by Samuel K., Lebanon, Pennsylvania
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Noah: Which rock group has four members who can’t sing or play instruments?
Leo: I’m stumped.
Noah: Mount Rushmore.

Joke by Noah Q., Corte Madera, California
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MARIANO: Why did the robot decide to go camping?
GAIL: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Because it needed to recharge its batteries.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
Jackie: No idea.
Sam: A dog.

Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma
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Brandon: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
Gary: Tell me.
Brandon: Because they are full of spirit.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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ISMAEL: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
ADAM: Why?
ISMAEL: They don’t have the guts.

Joke by Ismael A., Reston, Virginia
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Alex: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Peter: I haven’t the foggiest.
Alex: Because it was outstanding in its field.

Joke by Alexander M., Chester, South Carolina
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Gabriel: What did one pumpkin say to the other?
Jake: I don’t know.
Gabriel: “That test was as easy as pie.”

Joke by Gabriel S., San Diego, California
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JOHN: Why does Luke Skywalker sleep with the light on?
JIMMY: I don’t know.
JOHN: Because he’s afraid of the Darth.

Joke by John C., San Francisco, California
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MATTHEW: Why did the hunter cross the road?
STEVEN: Why?
MATTHEW: To get to the other hide.

Joke by Matthew F., Fairfax, Virginia
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Nathan: What does a nosy pepper do?
Charlie: What?
Nathan: It gets jalapeño business.

Joke by Nathan M., Willowick, Ohio
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SETH: How do rabbits travel?
RILEY: I haven’t the foggiest.
SETH: On hare-planes.

Joke by Seth P., Melbourne, Florida
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TOM: Knock, knock.
JERRY: Who’s there?
TOM: Dewey.
JERRY: Dewey, who?
TOM: Dewey have the key yet?

Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Texas
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WILL: What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?
CAROLINE: Umm, what?
WILL: “You are dill-licious.”

Joke by Will S., Massapequa Park, New York
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