6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Jackson: What do runners eat before they race?
Sammy: Tell me.
Jackson: Nothing. They fast.

Joke by Jackson M. , Phoenix, Arizona
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Zachary: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Victoria: No idea.
Zachary: Nacho cheese.

Joke by Zachary H., Forest Lake, Minnesota
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Harper: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Finley: No idea.
Harper: On the dark side.

Joke by Harper O., West Fargo, North Dakota
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BAILEY: I am never buying Velcro again.
BLAKE: Why not?
BAILEY: Because it’s a rip-off.

Joke by Bailey W., East Freedom, Pennsylvania
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Allison: Knock, knock.
Cassidy: Who’s there?
Allison: Snow.
Cassidy: Snow, who?
Allison: It’s snow use. This door will never open.

Joke by Allison J., Little Rock, Arkansas
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PEE WEE: If there are five flies in the kitchen, which one is the football player?
WESTY: I don’t know.
PEE WEE: The one in the sugar bowl.

Joke by Luis V., Belleview, Florida
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JIM: Why did the lazy man want a job in the bakery?
HENRY: Why?
JIM: He wanted to loaf around.

Joke by Josh D., Schnecksville, Pennsylvania
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DEXTER: What does an artificial snow machine make?
TUCKER: Tell me.
DEXTER: Snow fakes!

Joke by Nathan H., Austin, Texas
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CHRISTIAN: What did one elevator say to the other?
CHRISTINE: What?
CHRISTIAN: “I think I’m coming down with something!”

Joke by Christian K., Visalia, California
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PATIENT: Doctor, I’m shrinking! You have to do something about it quickly!
DOCTOR: Take it easy. You’ll just have to be a little patient.

Joke by Michael J., West Simsbury, Connecticut
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TWO SCOUTS CAMPING in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, “Cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s 3 o’clock in the morning?”

Joke by Michael B., Varysburg, New York
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JOE: Why did the patient laugh after his operation?
MOE: I don’t know. Why?
JOE: Because the doctor had him in stitches.

Joke by Stephen C., Salem, Virginia
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Pilot: Do you know what the propeller does?
Scout: It provides thrust for the plane to fly.
Pilot: Actually, it keeps the pilot cool. If it stops, I’ll start sweating.

Joke by Alan B., Milpitas, California
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WILL: I know someone who can talk just like an owl.
RANDY: Who?
WILL: Now I know two.

Joke by Will D., Bozeman, Montana
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DAFFYNITION: Delighted — When you need to call an electrician.

Joke by Andrew P., Houston, Texas
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TYLER: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
MEGAN: I don’t know.
TYLER: Open toad!

Joke by Tyler S., Murfreesboro, Tennessee
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Joe: What do you get when you cross elephants and fish?
Joel: I don’t know. What?
Joe: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Nicholas L., Lynbrook, New York
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Matt: Why did the belt go to jail?
Brian: I don’t know.
Matt: Because it held up a pair of pants.

Joke by Matt Z., St. Charles, Illinois
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ALEX: Knock, knock.
ZANDER: Who’s there?
ALEX: Alex.
ZANDER: Alex, who?
ALEX: Alex the questions around here.

Joke by Alex N., Milford, New Jersey
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JILL: Which singer can fix clothes the fastest?
JACK: I’m not sure.
JILL: Taylor Swift.

Joke by Aryan G., Lakeway, Texas
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LUKE: Why did the diamond go to therapy?
GREG: I don’t know.
LUKE: Because it was under a lot of pressure.

Joke by Luke K., Pasadena, Maryland
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A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I want a grilled ... cheese.”
The waiter says, “Why the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I don’t know. I was born with them.”

Joke by Nathan G., Chester Springs, Pennsylvania
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DAFFYNITION: Flashlight — A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a campout.

Joke by Paul A., Bellevue, Nebraska
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ALLISON: What’s Darth Vader’s favorite candy?
SARAH: I don’t know.
ALLISON: Dark chocolate.

Joke by Allison J., Little Rock, Arkansas
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EVERETT: What shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?
JASON: Tell me.
EVERETT: Acute triangle.

Joke by Everett F., Irvine, California
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