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Paul: Knock, knock.
Lynn: Who’s there?
Paul: Juicy.
Lynn: Juicy, who?
Paul: Juicy who threw that snowball at me?

Joke by Ameen M., Mililani, Hawaii
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RON: How do you make a raspberry jam?
RICKY: No idea. How?
RON: Easy! Just give it musical instruments!

Joke by Bryce M., Madison, Wisconsin
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Ben: What do you get if you cross a shark with a skunk?
Steven: What?
Ben: As far away as possible.

Joke by Ben L., Bethesda, Maryland
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A PUNNY BOOK: "American Breakfast" by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Barrett F., Fort Worth, Texas
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MIA: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
BOB: I don’t know.
MIA: Because she can’t sit.

Joke by Mia K., Plainfield, Indiana
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VEERA: What kind of chip talks a lot?
MOM: I don’t know.
VEERA: Takis!

Joke by Veera H., Deltona, Florida
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STEFFIE-ANNE: What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the mountain?
ROCCO: I have no idea.
STEFFIE-ANNE: A lamb slide.

Joke by Steffie-Anne B., Cimarron, New Mexico
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CURREN: How do poets say hello?
MATTHEW: How?
CURREN: “Hey, haven’t we metaphor?”

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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CALLUM: I told a bad chemistry joke once.
GREG: What happened?
CALLUM: It didn’t get much of a reaction.

Joke by Callum C., Fairfax, Virginia
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A PUNNY BOOK: "What to Pack" by Justin Case.

Joke by Austin L., Birmingham, Alabama
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Caleb: What do you say when you lose 25% of your roof?
Andy: What?
Caleb: “Oof.”

Joke by Caleb A., Herndon, Virginia
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BRIAN: What do you call an angry carrot?
HANK: I don’t know.
BRIAN: A steamed vegetable.

Joke by Brian S., Livonia, Michigan
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Brandon: Why did the baseball player call time out?
Sean: Why?
Brandon: He needed a shortstop.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Grant: Why aren’t Greeks morning people?
Tommy:
Why?
Grant: Because dawn is tough on Greece.

Joke by Grant D., Odenton, Maryland
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SARAH: Why did the grandma sleep in the refrigerator?
QUAN: Why?
SARAH: Because she wanted to be a cool grandma.

Joke by Sarah B. , Naperville, Illinois
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MICAH: What award does a bike without a bell get?
AARON: I’m not sure.
MICAH: The no-bell prize.

Joke by Micah R., Port Townsend, Washington
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ADVIK: What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
MAX: What?
ADVIK: It doesn’t matter because he can’t hear you.

Joke by Advik P., Brentwood, California
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Quest: Don’t spell “part” backward.
Sean: Why
Quest: Because it’s a trap.

Joke by Quest R., Lincoln, California
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Bentley: What do a horse and a bride have in common?
Chris: No idea.
Bentley: They both need a groom.

Joke by Bentley P., Springfield, Ohio
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JEREMY: I’ve got a great joke about construction.
FAITH: Let’s hear it.
JEREMY: I’m still working on it.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Teacher: Why are you crawling into class, Patrick?
Patrick: Because you said, “Don’t dare walk into my class late!”

Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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AIDAN: Why did the pie have such a hard time on the test?
SEAN: Why?
AIDAN: Because it wasn’t a piece of cake.

Joke by Sean S., Miami Lakes, Florida
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TOM SWIFTY: “Don’t play with dynamite!” Tom exploded.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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PAUL: What did one penguin say to the other?
ALICE: I’m stumped.
PAUL: “Ice to meet you.”

Joke by Paul D., Torrance, California
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Jackson: What do runners eat before they race?
Sammy: Tell me.
Jackson: Nothing. They fast.

Joke by Jackson M. , Phoenix, Arizona
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