6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

JOHN: Why does Luke Skywalker sleep with the light on?
JIMMY: I don’t know.
JOHN: Because he’s afraid of the Darth.

Joke by John C., San Francisco, California
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MATTHEW: Why did the hunter cross the road?
STEVEN: Why?
MATTHEW: To get to the other hide.

Joke by Matthew F., Fairfax, Virginia
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Nathan: What does a nosy pepper do?
Charlie: What?
Nathan: It gets jalapeño business.

Joke by Nathan M., Willowick, Ohio
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SETH: How do rabbits travel?
RILEY: I haven’t the foggiest.
SETH: On hare-planes.

Joke by Seth P., Melbourne, Florida
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TOM: Knock, knock.
JERRY: Who’s there?
TOM: Dewey.
JERRY: Dewey, who?
TOM: Dewey have the key yet?

Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Texas
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WILL: What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?
CAROLINE: Umm, what?
WILL: “You are dill-licious.”

Joke by Will S., Massapequa Park, New York
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ARI: What happened to the pumpkin when it crossed the road?
DANNY: What?
ARI: It became squash.

Joke by Ari S., San Diego, California
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NIKOLAY: Why did the birdy go to the hospital?
CADE: Why?
NIKOLAY: To get a tweetment.

Joke by Nikolay S., Kalispell, Montana
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Arhan: How does NASA organize a party?
Rohan: Tell me.
Arhan: They planet.

Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida
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JAMES: What’s a lawyer’s favorite outfit?
SARA: I’m not sure.
JAMES: A lawsuit.

Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York
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TIMOTHY: How do you put Pikachu on the bus?
OLIVER: How?
TIMOTHY: You Pokémon.

Joke by Timothy Z., Portland, Oregon
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KAYLEN: How much space should you give fungi?
KAYLA: I’m stumped.
KAYLEN: As mushroom as possible.

Joke by Kaylen N., Mercer Island, Washington
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PETER: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
JOAN: I don’t know.
PETER: Because every play has a cast.

Joke by Peter D., San Mateo, California
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First Scout: Have you ever seen Sasquatch?
Second Scout: Not Yeti!

Joke by Christopher B., Chandler, Arizona
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LOUIE: Why don’t mummies go camping?
JADE: Tell me.
LOUIE: Because they’re afraid to unwind when they relax.

Joke by Louie A., Levittown, New York
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Aiden: Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?
Alythia: I don’t know.
Aiden: Because she ran away from the ball.

Joke by Aiden R., Arkansas Pass, Texas
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MARIANO: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
HALEY: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Croak-a-cola.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Brody: Knock, knock.
Henry: Who’s there?
Brody: Cash.
Henry: Cash, who?
Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Joke by Brody B., Mazeppa, Minnesota
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ENZO: What do you call a fairy tale made by a giraffe?
EMILY: What?
ENZO: A tall tale.

Joke by Enzo S., Redondo Beach, California
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DOMINIK: What did the tree put on its lips?
GREG: I’m stumped.
DOMINIK: Sap stick.

Joke by Dominik W., Bozeman, Montana
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KUSH: Knock, knock.
AVERY: Who’s there?
KUSH: Ben.
AVERY: Ben, who?
KUSH: Ben knocking so long that my hand hurts. Let me in, already!

Joke by Kush R., Baker, Oregon
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Alastair: What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Matilda: Tell me.
Alastair: Towels.

Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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ALLISON: Why did the marshmallow cross the road?
BILL: Why?
ALLISON: It knew there was s’more to life.

Joke by Allison D., Sammamish, Washington
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Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
Tom: No idea.
Andy: Having half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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MAN: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.
WAITER: Yessir, it’s fresh ground.

Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wisconsin
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