6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A book never written: “Why I Love the Beach” by Sir Fing.

Joke by Rahul B., Walnut Creek, Calif.
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Eric: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Victor: I have no idea.
Eric: A baseball team!

Joke by Kaden B., Columbus, Ind.
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A book never written: “Chevy Sports Cars” by Iona Vette.

Joke by Sam F., Rochester, N.Y.
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Josh: What do you call a pyromaniac with a low I.Q.?
Tom: Beats me.
Josh: A blazing idiot!

Joke by Connor O., Allen, Neb.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’m a genius,” Tom said smartly.

Joke by Jake N., Fort Worth, Tex.
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Bob: Why did the mother like the vacuum so much?
Jack: I don’t know.
Bob: Because it was a real suck up!

Joke by Matthew A., Katy, Tex.
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A book never written: “How to Get More” by Ben A. Fit.

Joke by Benjimen G., Marshallville, Ga.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “How much more ocean would there be if there were no sea sponges?”

Joke by Cliff K., Longwood, Fla.
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Will: How did the elephant get down the tree?
Bill: I have no idea. How?
Will: It sat on a leaf and waited for fall to come!

Joke by Rahul B., Walnut Creek, Calif.
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Daffynition: Twins—Womb mates.

Joke by Kyle N., Honolulu, Hawaii
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Two strands of DNA are f loating around. One of them says to the other, “Do these genes make me look fat?”

Joke by Peter B., Highlands, N.J.
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Tom Swiftie: “May I borrow your drill?” Tom asked boringly.

Joke by William C., McAllen, Tex.
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Jaylen: Why wasn’t the elephant allowed on the plane?
Ken: His trunk was too big to fit under the seat!

Joke by Jaylen W., Evanston, Ill.
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Daffynition: Minnesota—A small can of Coke.

Joke by Zachary B., Lehi, Utah
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A man comes into a hardware store and says to the salesman, “I would like a trap, and please hurry. I have to catch a bus.”
The salesman says, “I’m sorry, sir. We don’t make them that big.”

Joke by Cecilia G., Lancaster, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: “There’s a storm coming!” Tom thundered.

Joke by Sean W., Waldorf, Md.
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Lance: What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
Luke: Dunno. What?
Lance: A trans-farmer!

Joke by Tristan N., Kennesaw, Ga.
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A book never written: “Spackling” by Phil McCracken.

Joke by Daniel M., Jacobus, Pa
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Ian: What is the best way to carve wood?
Jim: What?
Ian: Whittle by whittle!

Joke by Cameron R., Tallahassee, Fla.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “How fast does a zebra have to run to look gray?”

Joke by Zachary T., Phillipsburg, N.J.
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Bob: What do you get when you cross a pair of trousers with a dictionary?
Tom: I don’t know. What?
Bob: Smarty pants!

Joke by Adam P., Wichita, Kan.
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Tom Swiftie: “Get that dog off my lawn,” Tom barked.

Joke by Justin F., Canton, Conn.
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Bob: What do you call two banana peels?
George: I don’t know. What?
Bob: A pair of slippers!

Joke by Joel R., American Fork, Utah
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Keith: What do you call a large, pastry-eating snake?
Dan: A “pie-thon”!